John finds a good question is like a miniskirt. Long enough to cover the essentials, but short enough to keep everyone interested.
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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

Jane is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years

John just got a compliment – there was a note on the windshield saying “Parking Fine”.

Jane used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she’s good at everything.

John found out light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Jane is cl.e’a]ni.ng he’r ke]yb28o|a;rd

John: Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Jane found out her library book ’successful time management’ is weeks overdue….

John: ║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP*

Jane: ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star…point me to the nearest bar ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`*:.☆

John: Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Jane thinks of herself in 3rd person since joining Facebook

John ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ

Jane ™ is a registered trademark. All unauthorised reproduction and distribution will lead to prosecution.

John finds automatic doors makes him feel like a Jedi

Jane: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

John would like to point out that 72.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Jane: okay who’s the wise guy putting all the W’s in the M ‘n’ M’s bag?

John says, “before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.”

Jane says: Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace so i can twitter ur yahoo til u google all over my facebook?

John is worried – he figured out he’s developed the ability to turn off his alarm clock while asleep.

Jane says we could merge My Space, Facebook, You Tube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT

John says, “I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.”

Jane says, Love your enemies. It will confuse them!

John knows Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words…

Jane says, “children in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children”

John says ⓜⓨ ⓟⓞⓢⓣⓢ ©ⓐⓝ ⓣⓨⓟⓔ ©ⓘⓡ©ⓛⓔⓢ ⓐⓡⓞⓤⓝⓓ ⓨⓞⓤⓡⓢ

Jane started time traveling next year

John says Dyslexics are teople poo

Jane is upset she mixed up her voodoo dolls. If you feel any sharp, stabbing pains, please call me and describe the location. Thanks!

John: Since writing on toilet walls is done neither for critical acclaim, nor financial rewards, it is the purest form of art. Discuss.

Jane needs a giant ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) to mend a broken heart

Swiss Miss – the famous swiss designer based in New York City has blogged about my sister’s RRR Ribbons project!

Those ribbons are great, I am wearing one myself. Helps keeping awareness and stands for responsibility and sustainability.

See how to make one on youtube:

GrandPerspective for Mac OS X helps you finding all the big files which use up your space at a glance. Literally. Bigger boxes mean more space, smaller boxes mean less space. Blocks refer to files in similar folders (you can also chose how the blocks should be structured.)

Dear Kate,

Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. the rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or verify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.

Because they change things.

Take Care,
John Appleseed

The original quote from the TV Advertising goes:

Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

OECD composite leading indicators (CLIs) for June 2009 point to stronger signs of improvement in the economic outlook of OECD economies compared with last month’s release. This is typified by stronger recovery signals in Italy and France and clearer signals of troughs in Canada, Germany, the United Kingdom and the United States. In Japan tentative signs of improvement have also emerged. Troughs can also be observed in China and India, with tentative trough signals now appearing in Brazil and Russia.. etc.

Source: oecd.org

Good news! Details here as PDF.

Chuck: “Well, then just give me my money back.”

The farmer: “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

Chuck: “OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.”

The farmer: “What ya gonna do with him?” Chuck: “I’m going to raffle him off.”

The farmer: “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”

Chuck: “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.” A month later the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, “What happened with that dead donkey?”

Chuck: “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made $998.”

The farmer: “Didn’t anyone complain?”

Chuck: “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.”

Chuck works in a large US investment bank.

Via e-mail.

As a developer, you can download and install the final iPhone OS 3.0 already. If you do that and have a .mac (.me) account, you can go to “Settings”, select “Mail, Contacts, Calendars”, select your mac account and scroll to the bottom of the next screen. There you can switch on “Find My iPhone”.

Once you’ve done that, log in to your .me account and find a new setting at the right hand side of the “settings” section saying “find my iPhone”.

And now it’s all there: Find your phone, ping it, send it messages (you even get an e-mail if the message gets read) or if worse comes to worse, just remotely erase it. Good, if your phone gets stolen! Let’s just hope, the thugs don’t get to know this feature too soon, they may be up for a few surprise visits…

It just occurred to me, that there is actually a perfect reason for Apple to buy Twitter. In fact, it could turn Twitter into a massive money making machinery. Let me explain:

Three key elements lead to this perfect deal:

You probably already guessed what I’m going to write next: Twitter will replace SMS on the iPhone! Or in other words: If you have an iPhone, you can send free push notification messages (i.e. Tweets) to other iPhone users AND across the Twitter community. For free! Because of the large user base, there is no chasm to cross or no Metcalfe’s law to deal with.

Who wins? Apple! They have established a new USP for the iPhone with 25m users who can see immediate benefit: free peer-to-peer push messaging!

This is all just a hypothesis. One thing’s for sure though: The operators wouldn’t like that idea.

This blog is the attempt to capture the one or the other finding and preserve it in time. Hopefully, we will be able to read these posts with a sufficient smile on our faces thinking: “Gee, this was stupid.”

A few examples of silly or simply stupid things which happened in the mobile industry could be:

1.) The .mobi top level domain: I already blogged about this. The details about my opinion can be read from my blog or the .mobi’s post. Funnily some senior members of the .mobi top level domain people have engaged with me in a lively conversation. The success of the .mobi domain, if you want so, could have proven them right, although I am still convinced the idea is fundamentally faulty. “A lot of flies fly on shit – shit must be a good thing.” goes the saying. In my personal opinion, it reflects what happened to the .mobi domain.

2.) The Vodafone rendering engine: Often quoted as one of the most disastrous projects in the mobile history. The idea was simple, particularly for the marketers: “If you are on Vodafone, you have the Internet on your phone.”. The way it worked was, whenever you request a website via mobile phone gateway, this gateway will take the source code of the website, apply some clever logic to it and turn it into a mobile page. The images will also be resized accordingly. Sometimes, the site would even change the whole navigation. It simply does not make sense to create an engine which tries to transform the normal internet sites out there into mobile sites. It’s simply not possible. Deal with it. You’ll simply end up with unmatched expectations. For example as soon as there is some interactivity such as a login, the system breaks. To make things worse, it tried to do the same thing to already mobile-optimized sites. When doing so, the Vodafone gateway would override the original user agent (which was necessary to detect the device) the whole mobile site functionality was compromised.

The blog may also touch on topics such as the mobile strategy of device manufacturers, operators or web site and mobile service providers in general and how they would go about changing the space or being changed within the space.

Happy reading!

Have a look at the chart, it is updated on a daily basis:

The days are market days.

He is not claiming today’s crisis is supposed to follow the same pattern nor is he making any statement regarding the approach and its scientific aspects. It’s just an interesting graph to look at, whatever the meaning should or could be.

The full article including the comments can be found here.